Stop guessing
where to go.
The only app that tells you what's actually happening, who's going, and if it's worth the Uber.
The Current State
Going out in 2025 is actually broken.
Admit it.
27 open tabs and you still don't know what time the DJ finishes.
Your mate sent a poster that just says “BIG NIGHT” in Impact font.
“Doors 9pm” but everyone knows that means 11:30 if you don't wanna look desperate.
You owe Tom £18 from last time and he's still chasing you on Venmo like it's 2019.
You rock up and the bouncer goes “nah it's guestlist only tonight” (news to everyone).
We've all been there. We're done.
Watch this instead.
Yeah. That just happened.
Still here? Cool. Keep scrolling, it gets better.
This is what you'll open at 8:47 PM on Friday.
Real-Time Capacity
Know exactly how busy it is before you leave the house. No more empty dancefloors.
Who's Going?
Tiny avatars show you which friend groups are already committed. FOMO engineered by experts.
Rooftop R&B
£18Garage All-Nighter
£12Secret Warehouse (shh)
£25
The feature that ends friendships...
wait no, saves them.
Instead of sending 19 screenshots and a voice note that nobody listens to, you send ONE folkAir link.
Your group opens the link
Everyone votes with 👍 or 👎
Majority wins. Everyone pays their share.
Previous record with WhatsApp: 4 days
folkAir record: 84 seconds
ZERO SURPRISES.
We show you the shit other sites hide until checkout.
Real Final Price
Yes, including the piss-take fees. What you see is what you pay.
Actual Last Entry
Written by humans who've queued in the rain so you don't have to.
Dress Code Truth
“Smart casual = trainers are fine, stop stressing.” We say it how it is.
Get Home Safe
Night bus times & Uber estimates so you're not crying at the bus stop at 4 AM.
We're launching city-by-city because we're not psychopaths.
Tell us where you actually go out and we'll ping you the second it's live. You'll get in before the influencers ruin it. Promise.
Real quotes from real people who hate bullshit
"I haven't opened Eventbrite since May and my life's 400% better."
— Liv, 28
"My mates now think I'm some nightlife oracle. I just check folkAir."
— Dan, 31
"Finally an app that doesn't make me feel poor and confused."
— Aisha, 26
BE HONEST.
You're never going back to the old way after seeing this.
