Home / What's On / Newcastle upon Tyne / Not Now BernardNot Now BernardGosforth Civic Theatre, Newcastle upon TyneDates2 performances, 24 October 2026 – 24 October 2026NextSaturday 24 October 2026, 11amTypeArtsLast checked2 October 2026Created by Roustabout Theatre, based on the book by David McKee. ‘There’s a monster in the garden and it’s going to eat me.’ Bernard’s got a problem. There’s a monster in the garden… but his mum and dad are too busy to notice. So Bernard does what any sensible child would do —…Dates24 October 2026, 11:00 am24 October 2026, 2:00 pmListing from the original source. FolkAir links out rather than selling tickets for this event.